Top Five Ways I Currently Find Myself Beginning Sentences
So dude, before I leave we have to. . .
Well, I'm going down to the library and then I'm. . .
So dude, Future of the Left put a bunch of new songs up on their myspace and. . .
Well if I knew where I was going to be for the next year or so I'd have sought out a proper publisher, but as is I decided. . .
Seattle, in the U.S., to study Creative and Media Writing down at the Uni. . .
Top Five Ways I Currently Find Myself Ending Sentences
. . . those done and if I have to ship off you'll(/they'll) have all the info to send to London when they need it.
. . . if not, probably by the end of June.
. . . really nice, yeah, the weather is the same and the people are friendly.
. . . maybe after work, if I'm not too tired.
. . . and its just like "DA-NAH-NAH-NAH NAH-WREE!" and I'm like "yeah, this rules." I think you'd really like it.
Seven One-Line Sentences That Make Up Really Frequent Responses, Queries or Admonitions*
I've got no credit on my phone so just call or e-mail me later.
Oh, that's really cool.
Can't, I have to work.
Nope, haven't heard anything yet.
Can't, I'm skint.
Nothing's wrong, I'm just really tired.
Didn't we decide this was a bad idea?
*frequently lies or half-truths to avoid the necessity of longer sentences.